The D.S. Show/August 23, 2011 Me: Tonight we have a very special guest for you here on The David Skerkowski Show: Give it up for The Littlest Hobo everybody, the smartest German Shepherd in the world! (Audience cheers. Enter London, he jumps up on the guest chair and I sit down at my desk.) Me: Now, London, it is the day before Welfare Day and I had to stand in line behind someone who read my blog and disagreed with some of it. Would you say that I'm going through an unbearable time right now? Of course, one bark means 'yes' and two barks means 'no'. London: Woof! Me: This fellow derived from my suggestion that his decision to start smoking at age seventeen was out of the common adolescent desire to appear 'grown up' that we use God and the Devil to blame our hardships on. Would you call that an untenable leap? London: Woof! Me: And don't you think it's foolish for such persons to think they could handle having a popular blog of their own when they can't even read someone else's work without getting all stressed out? London: Woof! Me: As for blame, if we are going to blame our hardships on God and the Devil, wouldn't we also blame the good things that happen to us on God and the Devil? And doesn't that make blaming anything on them rather pointless? London: Woof! Me: And since God is so far over our heads that we have been instructed to receive his Kingdom as mere children, do you think I am wasting my time by trying to argue his existence? London: Woof! Woof! Me: No? Is that because it helps to bring faith in God up to date with a more educated and sophisticated population? London: Woof! Me: I see. Well, the bottom line for me is that my relationship with God is personal. I don't push others to accept my faith, and I sure wish they would cut me some slack for my personal life experience. Does that sound fair? London: Woof! Me: Well this has been a most enlightening interview! Let's hear it for The Littlest Hobo, everyone! (Audience cheers.) Now it's time for an important message from the good people of Kibbles and Bits, but when we return, London is going to join me on the musical stage with his bass guitar to jam out my latest new song for you. Did you think Jimi Hendrix was the only guitarist who could play with his teeth? Think again!
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