Tuesday, August 30, 2011

After prolonged fighting I can declare with confidence that today is VBB Day. (Last Thursday was VC Day.)

They say it's hard to eliminate such problems, but the tools are there. All you need is a strong will.

Being determined means not doing it half-assed. Don't just spray the can in the middle of the room and leave. Spread out your clothes and spray them, then fold them and put them in an airtight poisoned plastic tub. Replace your bedding and spray it. Replace your mattress with something less hospitable to eggs. Spray down the carpet, especially along the edges. Get the curtains.

Adopt a propaganda slogan to keep you motivated. Mine was 'Two legs good, six legs bad!' Keep fighting until you prevail.

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