Soylent but Deadly I watched the sci-fi classic Soylent Green for the first time the other day. It's about the not-too-distant future. In about ten years time, New York City will become horribly crowded. You won't be able to set foot outside without accidentally stepping on a homeless person. Homeless people will cover the sidewalks and stairwells. But if you can manage to climb over them into an apartment, you'll have the whole place to yourself. Beautiful chicks will lounge around, smoking dope and playing video games, while everyone else is killing each other over a crust of bread. I could have told the writers that one. And the reason why we'll get so overpopulated is because we're not making enough food products out of people. Soylent Green is not enough. It should have a sauce. And what about dessert? We need to start stepping up production on these kinds of food products today or we're in trouble.
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