You know what might be a better name for the local team? The Vancouver Killer Orcas. It's more localized and it sounds scarier. Orcas are already killer whales so killer orcas are even tougher. They use live penguins as projectiles in their water sports. Plus they're big. And it's incorrect English to say killer orca, like it is to say maple leafs. Just a thought. (Nothing against Canucks.)
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